I no longer know which pudding to eat.

Thanks, Bill Cosby.

I got an unsolicited email asking if I was looking for better email results.

The person sent it to me SEVEN times.

Aha, that's the secret.

Overheard at Starbucks : I wish glitter was a color...

“I wish glitter was a color. Then it could be my favorite. I love glitter. My friend says glitter isn’t a color. I think she’s wrong: It DOES come in a nail polish.”

— A Starbucks employee to a coworker