Odie and Charlie
Shutter held open for 30 seconds
The ants got in to my wife's chewable lactose pills. Afterwards I saw them headed straight for the ice cream.
If you have to get up earlier than your wife, and you're sleepily moving around in the dark bedroom as you get dressed, take the following steps:
San Francisco Bay Bridge coming through tunnel on Yerba Buena Island
This birthday card had me ROTFLMAO.
if you're happy and you know it:
Clamp your hams.